The Homeless Man

So, it was just a normal day in the Luciano household...but anyone who knows anything about our family knows that our normal is normal people's crazy. Anyway, I walk downstairs to get something from the kitchen and found a man, completely decked out from head to toe in clothes (including a hoodcovering, and hands shoved in his pockets) lounging on my mother's favorite leather chair.

My first reaction was to scream! Who was this homeless man sit

ting on my mom's chair? What did he want with our family? Was he armed? Was he going to attack?

Of course I remained calm because everyone knows I'm not a

dramatic person, but when the homeless man didn't move, I became very confused. He didn't even respond to my utter confusion, as obvious as it was! Then he finally spoke...

Homeless man - "What Marie?" (OH MY GOSH HE KNEW MY NAME!)

Me- "Who..what...DAD?"

Homeless man aka Father- "Uh, yeah? What do you want?"

Me- "I..I..I just...what are you doing?"

Father- "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm relaxing...just leave me alone."

Me- "Wow. Okay, I'll leave you alone, but first can you just do me a favor?"

Father- "What?"

Me- "Can you just not move for like 2 seconds? I have to go get something."

Father- "No Marie, just leave me alone."

Me- "Aw, come on Father just do this one thing for me please?"

Father- "Fine. But just promise to leave me alone after."

Me- "Promise Father!"

I proceeded (of course) to run upstairs and get my camera, after all, I needed proof of this strange yet hilarious event. After taking the picture my dad had just one thing left to say...

Father- "Marie, just promise you won't post this anywhere."

Oh Father, I promised you I wouldn't post this anywhere...but as they say, what they don't know won't hurt them :)